She's a firstclass liar, a constant forgetter. She's attractive, but bitter..
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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It’s almost summer, guys <3
Mark Twain
How You Remind Me - Nickelback
Dentist: Your gums look a little puffy and red..
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: *thinking* No shit, asshole. You just shoved sharp, metal rods into them... Fuck you!
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Oh, okay.
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