She's a firstclass liar, a constant forgetter. She's attractive, but bitter..
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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It’s almost summer, guys <3
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel..
Mark Twain
It’s not like you didn’t know that.
I said I love you and I swear I still do.
It must’ve been so bad, cause living with me must’ve damn near killed you.
How You Remind Me - Nickelback
Dentist: Your gums look a little puffy and red..
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: *thinking* No shit, asshole. You just shoved sharp, metal rods into them... Fuck you!
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Oh, okay.
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